Stephen Colbert
for president announced on a prestigious show
Famous philosopher Stephen
Colbert announced his presidential candidacy on the prestigious
political show "The Colbert Report".
Finally
a presidential candidate who is funny in a "ha-ha-way". Stephen
Colbert, often recognized by current presidential candidates as
famous philosopher, announced on the hard-to-book prestigious
political talk-show "The Colbert Report" that he will indeed
seek the presidential post during the upcoming Elections. The
wrist-strong candidate will run only in his home state of South
Carolina as the "favorite son" and political analysts confirm he
has all it takes - his platform is based on
Republican-Democratic values, he sees no race (claiming African
American heritage) and he has time served in the Marina Core -
the core workers at the Marina, which gives him as much combat
experience as the last two presidents combined.
The ground breaking idea to sell
advertising on his suit will not only attract hardcore NASCAR
fans down in Darlington, but serve as a beacon of honesty in
politics by showing the supporters who is sponsoring their
presidential candidate.
The bookmakers should be scared by the
"Stephen Colbert for President" idea. Stephen was and still is
listed at
Bodog Sports with the odds 800/1 to become the next US
President. Imagine the dent in the books he is about to put.
Watch as Stephen Colbert announces he is joining the
presidential pursuit:
Published on
10/17/2007
Related News:
E-mail:
news@ogpaper.com