Milk those rats, suggests Heather Mills

Heather Mills suggest we start milking the rats to save the planet from pollutants.

Milk those rats, suggests Heather Mills The ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, is not joking when it comes to saving the planet. As reported in the British press, Heather Mills was at Speakers Corner in London's Hyde Park as part of a campaign by the vegetarian group Viva, when she came out with the following idea to decrease the amount of carbon emissions generated by livestock: "There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk?"

Unfortunately, Heather Mills failed to address the issue of actually extracting the milk from the rats or the fact that substituting cow milk for any other animal's milk would do absolutely nothing to help reduce the carbon emissions (gasses also emitted by rats and dogs). But just like any other celebrity-turned-activist, Heather Mills reportedly attended the promo in an SUV, which was left running during the speech.

Published on 11/20/2007